morgan pintar

Hi, I'm Morgan. I build websites. I'm good enough at my job that I don't need to look for work. But if I were trying to promote myself, it would probably sound something like this:

I am an expert level programmer who uses PHP, MySQL, and JavaScript. I write flawless (X)HTML and CSS. I build custom hosted database applications (e.g. content management systems) which power beautiful websites.

Wow, I think I gained weight just from writing that cheese. Fortunately my spare time often involves surfing with a board, not a browser.